नमस्कार दोस्तों हम आप के लिए ले के आए है 20 मजेदार Share Market Jokes, जिसे पढ़कर आप हँस हँस कर लोट पोट हो जायेंगे।
20 Funny Share Market Jokes
1. “Share market alag kyun hai? Kyunki yahan sab bullish ya bearish hote hain, kabhi sidhe nahi !” 📈🐻😂🤯
2. “Share Market me ‘Buy Low, Sell High’ sirf ek sapna hai, yaha par iska ulta hota hai – ‘Buy High, Hold Tight and Cry !'” 😭📉🤦♂️🙈
3. “Share market ke investor ki life cycle: Buy, Hold, Hope, Cry, Sell, Repeat !” 🔄😂😅😭
4. “Share market mein jo sabse badi guarantee hai, wo ye hai – ‘Share market always has a better plan than yours !'” 😄📊🤷♂️🤔
5. “Share market ki duniya mein har koi expert ban jata hai, jab tak usse profit ho raha ho. Loss mein sab investors seedha stock market ko gaali dena shuru kar dete hain !” 😂📉🤯🙃
6. “Paisa lagao, profit kamao” ek myth hai. Real truth hai – ‘Paisa lagao, phir stress se pareshan ho jao !'” 😩💸😵💫🤑
7. “Share market mein loss karne ka formula hai – ‘Buy high, sell low, regret later.'” 😅📉🤷♂️😩
8. “Loss ka ek hi formula hai: ‘Risk me paisa invest karo, aur apni savings ko goodbye kaho !'” 😂💸😅😩
9. “Investors ki secret strategy: ‘Apne losses ko ignore karo, aur stock market ko blame karo !'” 😂📉🤷♂️🙃
10. “Jitna zyada aap share market ko samajhne ki koshish karenge, utna zyada aapko confusion milega !” 😆📊🤯😂
11. “Stock market me day trading ka sabse bada secret: ‘Lose all your money and hope for a miracle !'” 😂📈😵💫🤞
12. “Share market ka ek simple rule: ‘Jitna zyada apne paise invest karenge, utna zyada apko tension milega !'” 😜📉😅🙈
13. “Stock market se paisa kamana hai? Simple: ‘Apne emotions ko stock market se door rakho !'” 😅📈😂🤯
14. “Stock market ke traders ka favorite game: ‘Guess the market trend and lose your mind !'” 😅📉🤯🧠
15. “Investors ko ‘Apna profit calculate karne se zyada maza, apne losses ke liy stock market ko blame karne mein aata hai !'” 😜📈😂🤦♂️
16. “Stock market ke traders ki favorite hobby: ‘Apne stocks ko monitor karna aur apne losses ko justify karna !'” 😂📉🧐😅
17. “Stock market ke investors ke liye sabse bada joke: ‘Aap jitna zyada invest karenge, utna zyada apko apne losses ka regret milega !'” 😂📈😩🙃
18. “Stock market ka logic: ‘Quick decision lene wale ko kabhi bhi late realization nahi hota !'” 😜📈😅🤯
19. “Stock market ek aisa jagah hai jahan har koi apne aap ko stock market expert samajta hai !” 😅📉😂🙈
20. “Stock market ka golden rule: ‘Profit mile ya loss, ek baar market chakkar mein aa gaye toh bas, ‘No Pain No Gain’ kehna padega !'” 😂📈😅🤷♂️
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